Em1. “Mia my sister is better than your sister” Mia2. “O ya well my sister can fly. Their she goes now
Em1. “What? Where?”
Mia2. “Opps you missed her she’s just too fast for you.”
Em1. “Well my sister can burp the ABC’s”
Mia2. “So my sister can fart the national anthem.”
Em1. “So that’s nothing my sister was put into the movie Narnia.”
Mia2. “Really what part did she play?”
Em1. “A tree”
Mia2. “Well that’s just sad compared to what my sister did.”
Em1. “What did your sister do that could possibly do to beat my sister?”
Mia2. “I don’t know but my dog is way better than yours.”
Friday, December 18, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
the guinea pig
this is a story on how i got my guinea pig. one day on sept,17,09 i was trying to decide weather i was going to get a guinea pig on a hamster so i was thinking long and hard about this and i was thinking of all the advantages and the disenvantages. when i before i decided which pet to get i went to ask my mom if i was even aloud to get one. i can remember that she said " well do you have all the supplies you need for one?" as soon as she said that i quickly went down the stairs and out into the back door and started looking to see if i had all the right supplies to have a pet. i asked my grandpa if he new if i still had the supplies from my bunny (that i had from my bunny i had it for 6 years) he said that we still had it and that it was in the shed, so i went looking all over for the shavings , food , and cage. after searching for a while i told my grandpa to come and help me try and help me so he did and he knew exactaly were it was. i went and told my mom that i found all the supplies and she said that i would have to clean the cage. so i raced outside again and started scrubing and scrubing the cage so that it was squiky clean. after my cleaning i went to ask my mom to come and inspect my work and then decide if i finilly get my pet. so i went upstairs and woke my mom up again and told her that i was done she said that i was done and that she needed to come nd check it out. after she saw it she said that i did a good job and that i was aloud to get it and then she asked me if i had picked a pet yet i said that i was to busey getting his cage ready that i hadent decided yet. my mom said thati needed to pick so that when we get there i just needed to pick the right one so i was thinking that if i got a hamster it wouldent live for very long so that was crossed off. if i got a guinea pig i would have it for 5 to 8 years and that would be great. so i decided to get a guinea pig. i went down stairs and told my grandma. then i told my mom and then we went all the way to "total pet"(home of the cookie) when we got there their was only 1 guineapig left so my choices were to pick this one or go to a different store. i thought long and hard about it and decided that that guy was realy cute so i would buy it. my guinea pig was so scard i could feel him shaking in my arms. the one most memorible part was when i sa him in his new home running around squiling in a very happy way! (:
Thursday, November 5, 2009
The random and evil day
one unusual day when everything was messed and odd i decided that i was going nuts and and was working to hard so i thought that a little fresh air would be good for me. i phoned the boss and told him that i wasn't feeling so well so i was taking a sick day. i was walking down Ogden down by the enormous ranch watching the horses when all of a sudden i could hear these people around the corner screaming i thought that there had been a crash but ,when i went to check it out there was a big truck that had a big hole in it and fish were falling from the sky. i walked over to ask what had happened , they said that these two men in ski masks had a huge pistil and blew a big hole in the truck. i then new that i hadn't been working to hard it was these two jerks that kept on messing up everyones day, i also new that there was a mystery on my hands. i asked the two medium sized men if they would want two form a team and try to catch the evil ones. they said sure so off we went on our way to stop evil. while we we were searching the streets ,we heard this screech up ahead. we quickly scampered up to see what was happening sure enough when we got there, there was the two men that totalled Fred and Gary's truck. ( by the way the two medium men's names are Fred and Garey). the two evil ones were standing there with the pistle and a net. we quikly ran up to them and started to fight, of course they cought us but i knew that some how i would get out of there and stop them!
Friday, October 30, 2009
over coming a chalenge ( passing the driving test )
the way that i aceved the driving test is i mmorised the driving test then i studied and the started to get the hang of it. instead of giving up i overcame my fear and tried my hardest. when your trying to over come somthing you needd to i'm not done this yet!!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
-scardy person-
warning- befor u read this make sure that u havent been to any public places! well my name is sammy but u can call me 'sam' for short. i live in north calafornia in a beaten down old trailer also i live with my father . i'm afraid of a lot of things just to list a few : markers, seweed, sqiules, and most of all teachers also the most afraid thing that i'm afraid of is monsters i know that u may not think that they are real or even realistic but in the little mind of mine they exist so much that i ide and sleep under my blanket when i get to sleep. when i hide under my blankie i wounder if i am acualy prepared for a monster do i acualy have the bravery to conquor the evil creature that lerks under my bed. also i carry a safty kit in my poket with astornot food that i got from my naboghr.
i'm a very boring person this is my schedual for tomorrow: 7 :30 wake up, 8 :00 eat breakfast, 8:30 go to school, 2:30 walk home, stop at andys house and do our homework, 3:00 watch t.v, 7: 30 eat dinner,8:00 watch t.v , 9;00 go to bed. now is'nt that a boring day thats what i have to do every single day. some times i wounder what it would be like if i had a different schedual, wait a second what am i thinking i ave the most boringest day ever how boringer can it get.
well i guess that it has some advatages lets see i get to watch t.v and get an education have some food. but there are some disenvanteges: i don't get to do any thing exiting or adventurous. ya i get to go to andys house but thats only for doing my homework and then i have to leave early an go get my dads and my dinner ready so that he dosent get all mad and angry like he usualy gets if i make a mistake and i realy dont want that to happen. usualy after dinner i go over to my dads work to pick up his assignments. i have pretty much just realized that i'm afraid of a lot of things for example i hate and i'm afraid of monsters under my bed or in my closet some times when i get to frighted i hide under my covers. " dad dinner s ready come and get it". i have made the best lazanea for dinner tonight and i got it from my naiboghr sally soot. one day when i went over to have it for dinner one night i thought that it was the best thing since well lets just say that it's the best thing since my mom made before ,before, before my mom past away " waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa i want my mommy" o ya did i forget to say that when ever someone or me brings up a subject about my mommy i'i just break out in sobbing tears. so the thing that i have to do to make sure that i don't break out in tears is to make sure that i don't make any conversation,about my mommy. " aww not again not again waaaaaaa a waaaaaa"
- so kids the next time that you make a conversation make sure that you don't have a bad memorie aboiut your conversation
i'm a very boring person this is my schedual for tomorrow: 7 :30 wake up, 8 :00 eat breakfast, 8:30 go to school, 2:30 walk home, stop at andys house and do our homework, 3:00 watch t.v, 7: 30 eat dinner,8:00 watch t.v , 9;00 go to bed. now is'nt that a boring day thats what i have to do every single day. some times i wounder what it would be like if i had a different schedual, wait a second what am i thinking i ave the most boringest day ever how boringer can it get.
well i guess that it has some advatages lets see i get to watch t.v and get an education have some food. but there are some disenvanteges: i don't get to do any thing exiting or adventurous. ya i get to go to andys house but thats only for doing my homework and then i have to leave early an go get my dads and my dinner ready so that he dosent get all mad and angry like he usualy gets if i make a mistake and i realy dont want that to happen. usualy after dinner i go over to my dads work to pick up his assignments. i have pretty much just realized that i'm afraid of a lot of things for example i hate and i'm afraid of monsters under my bed or in my closet some times when i get to frighted i hide under my covers. " dad dinner s ready come and get it". i have made the best lazanea for dinner tonight and i got it from my naiboghr sally soot. one day when i went over to have it for dinner one night i thought that it was the best thing since well lets just say that it's the best thing since my mom made before ,before, before my mom past away " waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa i want my mommy" o ya did i forget to say that when ever someone or me brings up a subject about my mommy i'i just break out in sobbing tears. so the thing that i have to do to make sure that i don't break out in tears is to make sure that i don't make any conversation,about my mommy. " aww not again not again waaaaaaa a waaaaaa"
- so kids the next time that you make a conversation make sure that you don't have a bad memorie aboiut your conversation
Monday, October 19, 2009
"MEMORIES" the invator
the sand is between my toes and the sound of the water is soothing. i lye on back thinking of the things that are coming in the day ahead of me. i could hear my sister i wounder what she is saying so i rush towards her as fast as i could. my mouth drops, she's sitting there with an alien, to be specific it was small and a kind of turquoise color. I quietly back away hoping that she didn't see me. i peek cautiously. the alien starts to raise his head in the air sniffing right then i new that he could sense that i was there , i ran as fast as i could back to my towel. i don't know what happened but Celia came out with a mad face and just scared a t me and didn't say a word that's when i got suspicious. after Celia went behind the bush again i could hear some giggling so i tiptoed over to the bush and saw that they were playing ball ,so i went out in the open and yelled to Celia" WHAT THE HECK IS THIS" trying to sound like i hadn't seen them. Celia begged that i wouldn't say any thing about it to any one even MOM. I had a little discussion with Celia telling her that we can't keep an alien in the house because parents always find out especially mom. "but i can leave him in the garage" "no" i said that's like the main place that we go to get out of the house Celia makes the pout face. i say that i will take her and her alien friend to get some ice cream if she doesn't complain when she doesn't get to take her alien home. she agrees so i go over to the ice cream store and get 3 cones : chocolate, chocolate mint, and vanilla. when i returned to the beach Celia was gone i searched the beach every were but couldn't find them when i came back to my towel my towel was gone so i ,knew that Celia and the alien had probably taken it so i walked back to the bush were they were before and they were sleeping in my towel cuddled all up together and wrapped up. i took the alien and threw it away but before it could hit the ground something zapped it and hope fully it was his relatives! when Celia woke up i told her that the aliens parents had taken the aliens family had taken him home because it was bed time. Celia didn't care she just nodded her head and said "OK,i hope that we see him tomorrow! " THE END
Thursday, October 8, 2009
if i were in charge of the world
if i was in charge of the world i would make sure that every one had an education and a home ! this would help the world by getting them healthier and safer also they would live longer. I would make sure that every one got good things to eat instead of garbage out of the trash. This will help people because when they get there education the will be smarter and that will make our world ,get more advanced . by giving people these things there should not be anymore homeless people on the street and no kids will be scard to roam the streets. also i will give every kid , teen , adult , grandparent a lollipop this will help the world beacause it will make them happy(also it's nice).
Sunday, October 4, 2009
BROWNIES OUT OF THE OVEN ! ( fresh)
MMM the fantastic smell of fresh brownies coming out of the oven. My mom hands me a sweet chocolaty goodness it feels so warm. it looks so luscious. it tastes like chocolate from heaven ,i can feel it melt in my mouth. I can watch the icing slide down the side of the brownie, it looks so precious its hard not to eat it.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Adding emotions to your story
1. one day when a little boy named timmey went out to play. Now on that peticular day a new boy moved in. he was bullying him so his eyes were filled with salty tears and sadness. but the real reason for his sadness was beacause when he saw the new boy he had pooped his pants and started.
2. its the day of the basball game and so far the score is 2-8 the jaguiers are winningand its the last pitch of the day. the batters face is ful of sweat and is shaking with fear of loosing. the pitchers face is ful of glee and exitment. The pitcher troughs the ball it's ....it's ....it's a winner the batter strikes out the jags win!!!
3. an old couple is making cookies in the kitchen but the old man suddently feels the urge to go to the washroom. as he is on the toilet he can hear the slight sound of the FIRE ALARM going off. he runs quickly to the kitchen as fast as he can. as he enters the room to find his wife on fire running around catching other things on fire to she of course was a gonner but the fire apartment came quickly. 4. i was with my baby sis @ bro at the basball game when the yankees were playing but i never saw them play cause the kept on fighting.
2. its the day of the basball game and so far the score is 2-8 the jaguiers are winningand its the last pitch of the day. the batters face is ful of sweat and is shaking with fear of loosing. the pitchers face is ful of glee and exitment. The pitcher troughs the ball it's ....it's ....it's a winner the batter strikes out the jags win!!!
3. an old couple is making cookies in the kitchen but the old man suddently feels the urge to go to the washroom. as he is on the toilet he can hear the slight sound of the FIRE ALARM going off. he runs quickly to the kitchen as fast as he can. as he enters the room to find his wife on fire running around catching other things on fire to she of course was a gonner but the fire apartment came quickly. 4. i was with my baby sis @ bro at the basball game when the yankees were playing but i never saw them play cause the kept on fighting.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
The mall
As I walk down the sweet smelling walk way between the awesome stores . meet my friends at the bakery that sells Cinnamon buns. we talk about stores that we are going to shop at then Mia asked:" are you guys dating" Olivia's face turned bright red. then we new of course that she had been keeping something from us! we asked and asked but we got nothing out of her. we returned to our shopping in the magnificent building covered in the sweet color of " shimmering chartreuse . we swoosh past sale posters racing to see what wear is left. Mia notices that Olivia is buying inappropriate clothing while smiling with the face of love sick puppy love. mia and i ditch olivia reaching for a cell phone to contact her mom , just to check on if she knows whats going on with her. it turn s out that she had a mental sickness.
Monday, September 28, 2009
bull fight part 2
the bull rams into the sheet and slides into the wall. i sigh with relief that he just missed me i can still feel the whoosh from the bull sliding past me. i run as fast as i can with the red tucked in my pants trying to get up the wall. i actually made it up the wall. the bull runs with confusion. i quietly slide down waiting for the perfect time. the bull is directly under me i jump on to the bull him acting with surprise he falls i am shure that he is knocked out so i raise my hands with victory i have defeated the bull, i am the new hero.
bull fight part 1
it is the day of the bull fight and i am as ready as im ever going to be and im freeked! as i put on my fighting outfit on i think to myself saying do i want to die today? will i servive the horns of the bull or will i defeat and take the prize also becoming a new hero? as i walk out into the arena i can here the crowed cheering and laghing. i feel as if i am a looser trying to become a hero also some one that everyone knows. i can here the bull snort! they let him out i close my eyes then quikly open them again the bull
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
anime sorrow!!!!!!!!!!!
ANNA NO! that was the last thin that i had said that night. the night that everything wt wrong. fist of all my name is Dave Jon i live in new york. that little thing that i was just telling to you was what had happened last night and it was dreadful. last night i went to a wonderful restaurant. i had reservation for the best seats and the best view ever. while waiting foren the waiter room for a couple secends and then" YES!" of course i will. this was one dramatic and romantic moment but also dreadful but we just did not know that yet all of a sudden "put your hands up!"
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)